Whatever autotranslator the spammers are using creates the most beautifully proximate language. Got this one this morning, and since it’s the first example I’ve had for ages that wasn’t about viagara, I thought I’d post it.

Our late sight displays that it requires usually of just 2.4 boozings to induce a hang-over. But this pills succours you avoid katzenjammers and awake sensitive immense from head to abdomen and all over else.

I reckon i would quite like to awake “sensitive immense from head to abdomen and all over else” – you’d really know you were alive, wouldn’t you. Especially after 2.4 boozings.